Funny little things

So, I have not had time to add pictures, I have saved a rough draft with more pictures but its not done yet... But I wanted to add these funny little sayings before I forgot them all.

Here are some funny things that have been heard around our house since the baby has been born.

Niyah:
BIG SIGH " she sure does eat a lot"

Harley:
pulling stolen Breast pads out of her shirt " I'm seeing what it feels like to be a mom."

For the record my female chest has earned the name milks and nibbles..... I can't even say anything to that

Niyah:
looking very thougthful at the table, "Mom, why don't I have big nibbles." I chuckled and answered "don't worry you will as you grow older your body will change." Takes a bite of food big pause looking thoughtful again " mom are you older then Dad?" I answer "no, dad is older then me" "oh" She says, small pause " well then WHY doesn't Dad have big nibbles??" HAHAHA answer that one with a straight face

Neighbor girl named Valeria who talks a lot and very quickly:
She is over playing the baby is fussing I am trying to feed her discretly, I don't like to flash neighbor children. "Its ok" She says "My mom feeds our baby so I've seen them, I mean you know, I know what a mommy looks like there, so its ok if I see yours, because I know all mommy's things are the same, except maybe grandma's I don't know WHAT they look like...."

and the best has been from both Harley and Niyah:
EEEW MOM SHE PEED ON ME!

I am sure there has been more but I can't remember them all already. Enjoy a laugh though I did.